I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 1
"Dad, I want to take the military art test! Be an actor!"

"Being an actor? Why?"

"...It doesn't need to be said, it's easy to get money! It's easy to master, just wink, and the most important thing is that I'm handsome!"

"Forget it, don't think about everything so simply. I don't know what your conditions are? You can't do it in culture, and you have never learned acting. When you take the military art test, the teacher let you go because you are handsome." pass?"

"what…………"

"Ah what? Are you dissatisfied or something?"

"No... It's just what you said, Dad. Today, the first day of the art test, I went to try it out. I didn't expect the art test teacher to let me pass because I was handsome."

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Three years later…………

On the military arts campus, there is an annual freshman season.

On the main road coming and going, the red posters welcoming new students are particularly conspicuous.

And under the posters, there are so-called enthusiastic seniors who are neatly dressed and bright.

Ignore the sweaty juniors, and focus on searching for the beautiful young elementary school girls with radar-like sharp eyes...

"Hey, look ahead!"

As one person in the crowd opened his mouth in a low voice, he immediately attracted everyone's attention, and everyone looked up in amazement.

At the school gate, there was a beautiful woman, more than 1.7 meters tall, wearing sunglasses and a cool white suspenders. Underneath were denim cropped trousers and sandals, revealing her slender calves and white feet.

At this time, he was walking towards this side, while looking at the freshman album distributed at the school gate, it was obvious that he must be a freshman.

"100% beautiful! Brothers, it's my turn for this schoolgirl, right?"

"Fart! Whoever has the ability will strike up a conversation!"

"Up, up, up!"

Several seniors pushed each other excitedly, impatiently rushing up.

However, looking at the seniors who were rushing forward, the beauty ignored them with a flick of her eyes, and walked towards a boy who was gradually approaching in the distance.

"Senior, do you know how to get to No.16 floor?"

The beauty stepped forward and gently took off her sunglasses, revealing a white and sweet smile, secretly looking at the man with a pair of big eyes, his cheeks were feverish, and she muttered to herself:
"Wow! So handsome..."

Shen Yi smiled as usual, then pointed helplessly at a male senior who was watching them and said:
"I'm sorry, junior, I have an appointment with that friend to go out of school. If you have anything to do, you can ask the other guys...the seniors."

Shen Yi smiled very nicely and kindly, but what he said made the beauty stunned.

For her, who has been the school girl of the class since she was a child, she is the focus and darling of the crowd wherever she goes.

Who would have thought that on the first day of coming to university today, the first time in his life to strike up a conversation, he would get such a response.

Politely nodded to the beauty, Shen Yi didn't miss her and walked towards the crowd beside her and said:
"Let's go Yu Nian, don't you have an interview this afternoon?"

"Damn... If you don't come early or late, you come at this time. This is good. I haven't eaten breakfast all morning. It's rare to meet an eight-point beauty and you."

Yu Nian in the crowd took off the volunteer's armband and put it in his trouser pocket depressedly, muttering in his mouth

"You can flirt now, at worst, I'll wait later." Shen Yi shrugged and said indifferently.

"Fart, I still have a chance now that I've seen you? Will you still pay attention to Auntie Canteen after seeing Lin Chiling???" Yu Nian said speechlessly.

Shen Yi rolled his eyes and said: "Yes, the cafeteria aunt can make me full, but Lin Chiling can't, can you go? If not, I will go by myself."

"Let's go! It's really urgent..."

Seeing the two of them chatting and leaving as if nothing had happened, the beautiful school girl looked away disappointedly.

When I turned around and looked at the three or four enthusiastic seniors around me, my expression had returned to the original cold and polite:
"Senior No. 16 floor..."

"I know, I know, junior girl, come with me, come and let me carry the suitcase for you!"

"By the way, senior, who was that just now?"

"Do you say the handsome one or the ugly one?"

"………………what do you think?"

"Oh oh oh I see, the handsome one, right? His name is Shen Yi! Our school grass is famous for military arts!"

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At this time, on the other side, Yu Nian, who had already walked out of the campus, was still chattering with Shen Yi with emotion:

"Hey Shen Yi, when do you think I will have such a good relationship with women like you?"

Shen Yi glanced at Yu Nian and said, "It's difficult."

The Yu Nian next to him is his college roommate and good buddy in this life. He has a super rich second-generation family background, has a good temper and character, is honest, generous, and kind.

The only embarrassment is that she has a petty theft since she was a child and has just been released from the police station.

According to him, when his mother gave birth to him, he couldn't cry anymore. She put him by the bed when she was sleeping, and she was scared when she saw his ugly face. In the end, his father had to cover his face with a facial tissue.

As a result, his mother fell asleep later, and almost scared the grandparents who came to see their grandson at night to have a heart attack.

A blank sheet of paper covering a child's head in the middle of the night, I won't say if it's auspicious or not, it's really scary!
The two are also fate.

When it was time to share the dormitory at the university, no one wanted to share the dormitory with them because one was cheap and the other was too shivering.

It happened that these two people were brought together in a dormitory, and after they got to know each other, the more they chatted, the more they hit it off.

For example, both of them have a high interest in traditional culture and art.

It is because Shen Yi was a professional Peking opera actor before time travel in his previous life, and he was in such a circle every day.

And Yu Nian is because he was born as a 100% old Kyoto native, especially a bannerman, who has been exposed to these things since he was a child due to the influence of his grandparents.

As small as playing walnuts and handles, as big as playing with birds and boiling eagles, and storytelling and operas, everything they say is indistinguishable.

As for the second reason, the two entered the school for the same reason, mainly not because of business ability, but because of appearance.

Shen Yi is because of his good looks and good conditions, and Yu Wen is because he is too ugly and fierce and his conditions are too good.

In the words that the interview teacher praised at the time: "This kid doesn't need makeup for petty theft, traitors, and second devils. He looks just like him! He is born to be a villain!"

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Yu Nian sighed: "Forget it, it's my parents who said it's useless. Let's talk about today's interview. Why do you dress so casually for such a big event?"

Shen Yi shrugged his shoulders and said: "What else? The interview is not a marriage, so maybe I'll go in a suit. It's fine if I wear it in a spirited manner. Anyway, the chance of passing is very small."

"That's a good unit...the Kongzheng Art Troupe. As far as our school is concerned, I know that there are no less than [-] students who have signed up. With our level...it's enough to see."

Yu Nian nodded in agreement, but the look on his face was still full of anticipation and excitement.

"It's okay, if you really can't make it through, just give up your dream of being an actor and go home to rest. Don't your family still have dozens of apartments in Kyoto, several companies, and countless RMB waiting for you to inherit? When the time comes, you will eat meat for your brothers I'll just leave a mouthful of soup to drink." Shen Yi said with a smile.

"No, those superficial things are not what I want, I just want to be an actor!" Yu Nian looked at Shen Yi with firm eyes and spoke righteously.

"Don't look at me, turn your face away..."

"what?"

"I'm afraid I can't help but want to beat you to death..."

(End of this chapter)